"The most important thing for me on the planet is her heart. Just make sure that it’s beating."
Aaron Paul, on his fiancée in New York Magazine
NEVER FORGET UNTIL TOMORROW - PaulForget stoner Christmas, tonight is comedy nerd Christmas, with the network television premiere of Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour at 10/9c followed by the world premiere of Paul F. Tompkins: Laboring Under Delusions at 11/10c.
It’s almost like a mass conspiracy designed to kill everyone with good taste via comedy overdose, but it’s totally not that at all. I don’t even know why you would ever suggest something so absurd and definitely untrue.
Click here to watch some preview clips from Patton’s special and here for Paul’s.
what wonderful men. can’t wait to watch both specials.
"I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’"
Neil Gaiman (via sadfag)
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"All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise."
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Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: LABORING UNDER DELUSIONS.
My new Comedy Central 1-hour special premieres Saturday, April 21st at 11pm E/P. FYDVRI (for your DVR’s information), its searchable title is PAUL F. TOMPKINS: LABORING UNDER DELUSIONS.
In it, I recount various adventures I have had as a show business person and as a non-show business…
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Gave up on looking for prom dresses, started googling “sparkly sweatpants” instead. These were among the results:
Ready for prom, y’all.
when i lived in arizona, my sister and i saw these on the news and rushed out to buy them. we drove 30 minutes to find a k-mart so that we could wear these ridiculous pants. as a twenty-year-old virgin, they were more cruel then ironic. but it makes me miss my sister.
Our trailer is live!
We are proud to present to you the first taste of our film, Dispatch! It is premiering on DecentMess.com, so head on over to take a look!!
so very very proud of the whole team. check it out why dontcha.
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